Because, clearly, what I should be doing right now is tormenting little stick people. This is a screen capture from Hell of Sand; if you want to reproduce it, what you do is: Stop time. Turn off the "snig" and all the things falling from the ceiling. Increase the brush size to 32 and paint a thick layer of wax over the floor. Then turn the brush size back down to 1 and draw a thin line of fire right under the top of the wax. Increase the number of zombies to maximum. Restart time, and enjoy the show. (It helps to replenish the wax periodically, as it gets consumed. I'm not sure what they're doing calling it Hell with no permanent-lake-of-fire feature, but hey.)