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I wonder if I can get the NSF, or someone like them, to fund an International Scientific Journal Article Line-Editing Service. Native speakers of Standard Written English (TM) will fix your egregious prose! It'd create jobs! It'd improve the scientific discourse! The journals damn well ought to be paying someone to do this already, but they aren't, but maybe if it gets popular enough as an independent service we can start leaning on them to send everything by us, and then to start footing the bills.

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