dream-prompted travel question

[zwol]

Suppose you are in southern Egypt - Aswan, say. You need to get to Bergen, in Norway, as fast as possible. But airplanes are not an option for some reason. How do you do it?

Comments

[elisaana.livejournal.com]

Hee. I posed this to a friend, who pretty soon asked, "Any ballistic missiles available?"

[zwol.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, anything that leaves the surface of the planet counts as an airplane.